31.Aug.14 2 days ago

lindsaylohoean:

the only nation i will ever rule is procrastination

(Source: lindsaylohoean, via its0nlyillegalify0ugetcaught)

31.Aug.14 2 days ago

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

(via epic-humor)

31.Aug.14 2 days ago

yongmuney:

this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me

(via epic-humor)

31.Aug.14 2 days ago

officialunitedstates:

Palm trees don’t even have hands

(via joshpeck)

31.Aug.14 2 days ago

queerdontfear:

I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

(via babe-bemine)

31.Aug.14 2 days ago
  • *at a meet and greet with Ariana*
  • me: i just wanted to say that i love you and your music so much and i'll support you till the end my queen
  • ariana: awww thank you so much! wanna take a pic?
  • me: sure! *puts my arm around her and snatches a patch of her hair*
  • ariana: ouch!
  • me: *calls mariah* phase one complete master
31.Aug.14 2 days ago