have—not:

you guys, my crush accepted my friend request on facebook!~

epic-humor:

thelocalpaedo:

my favourite thing is when you’re kissing and you slowly move down to their neck, then you slowly bite down and rip off their head and dance in their blood

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(Source: everytimeidiabetes)

epic-humor:

outrageou-s:

dreamingfabio:

radiobread2:

my mom was like “nicole clean your room” so im like “ugh im going to kill myself” and she like stared at me and shes like “honey its okay you dont have to clean right now” and she came upstairs with tea and two cookies and kissed me on the cheek

i said that but my mom said “make sure you clean your room first”

There are two kinds of people in this world

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